were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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