haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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