haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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