Got a toothbrush?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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