So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just want nice things and good sex
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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