Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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