i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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