what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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