i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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