Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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