I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
