you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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