haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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