Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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