I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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