He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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