So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Couch. On fire.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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