yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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