I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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