i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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