Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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