im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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