the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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