i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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