Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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