absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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