he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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