hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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