I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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