I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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