also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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