Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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