false alarm. still invincible.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She's the barista slut.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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