And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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