Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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