Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so let's talk penis.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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