Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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