the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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