it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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