I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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