Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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