Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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