real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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