Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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