Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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