1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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