It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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