does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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