Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
