So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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