He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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