some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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