just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish i was in the wii world.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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