Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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