Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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