It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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