After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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