Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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