How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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